what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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