It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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