1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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