I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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