hotel room ftw
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
My breasts were aching with rage.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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