let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Acid is not a monday night drug
only you would photoshop your dick
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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