I cockslap morals
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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