Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
