I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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