found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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