the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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