I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
