margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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