Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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