In the future we'll all be gay
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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