oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Randomize
