I will die if light touches me.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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