Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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