I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I understand Curling. That high.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Randomize
