Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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