come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
People in love make me want to vomit
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize