The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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