Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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