Quick, to the slutcave!
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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