If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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