We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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