he puts the penis in happiness.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
She bit a glass in half.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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