How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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