Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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