Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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