whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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