she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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