I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
It's never too late to be topless.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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