need another drink. this is the easiest way
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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