I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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