16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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