We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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