You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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