Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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