you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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