Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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