6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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