Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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