I'm gonna have a badass scar
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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