That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Randomize
