singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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