I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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