I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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