Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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