You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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