Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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