wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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