shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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