? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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