I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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