I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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