whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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