Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
don't judge my taste in strippers
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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